LEAVE AN IMPRESSION

Someone owes you, but if you whack em', you're getting squat. Sometimes you need to wise them up a bit to get paid.

10) HEAD CHEESE
Shave their head, and massage it with a cheese grader.

9) IL SOFFIO DI NASO
Stuff a ladyfinger (or similar explosive) up the nose, or duct tape an M-80 under the nose, and light fuse.

8) VAN GO-GO
Slice off both ears of the unfortunate person.

7) SHAKY SHAKE
Cut deeply across the palm with a rusty knife of your adversary's dominant hand, so they can make no business deals in the near future without a shaky shake.

6) THE GIMP
By cutting the achille's tendon, results in years of limping.

5) MANHATTAN RODEO
Tie a gagged unconscious victim under a parked car behind a nightclub. Within a couple hours, the rodeo begins.

4) ZIPPER MOUTH
Needs to be tied down and have a good set of teeth. With precision, knock out the top, every other, as well as the bottom. The goal is to have seemingly one row when jaws are closed.

3) MICROWAVED WEINER
Stick a pair of closed needle-nosed pliers about an inch and a half up the guy's dickhole and suddenly spread them.

2) DEVIL'S SMILE
By forcing a kiss on a hot grill or pan for 5-10 seconds, the lips will peel back and bleed for weeks.

1) PIPE CLEANER
Make em' swallow a mouse and sit on a piece of cheese.