How To Get a Free Bath

Even Wiseguys can be down on their luck, and if you are on the road, and between scores, you still need to look sharp. One quick trick to cleaning up, (and possibly meeting some women) which still works today, is the following...

Find a nice hotel, the nicer the better. Just walk and act like you belong- walk the walk, talk the talk, and no one will fuck with you. Non-chalantly locate the pool and workout areas, head over. Make sure their are multiple floors/balconies overlooking the pool. Look up to one of them, and wave, as if your buddy or tramp is up there. Yell something like, "I'll be right up!" This will keep the security and poolboys from giving you any shit.

*always have a room number, and name if possible, on hand to sign the drinks over on*

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