To Get a Free Bath
Even Wiseguys can be down on their luck, and if you are
on the road, and between scores, you still need to look
sharp. One quick trick to cleaning up, (and possibly meeting
some women) which still works today, is the following...
Find a nice hotel, the nicer the better. Just walk and
act like you belong- walk the walk, talk the talk, and
no one will fuck with you. Non-chalantly locate the pool
and workout areas, head over. Make sure their are multiple
floors/balconies overlooking the pool. Look up to one
of them, and wave, as if your buddy or tramp is up there.
Yell something like, "I'll be right up!" This will keep
the security and poolboys from giving you any shit.
*always have a room number, and name if possible, on hand
to sign the drinks over on*
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